Word of the Day Challenge-Tempestuous
“Did you actually wash my limited edition 1978 Chewbacca socks with your red sweater! They’re pink now! Ruined!!
“Temper, temper…” Momma warns.
Her incompetence has gone too far. “I am in control of myself Mother!” I scream over her.
“Calm down, Steve. It’s not the end of the world.. what are you doing?” Momma’s eyes go big and scared. “Come on now, put it away. Please! Just put it away!” She pleads.
I see her hands shake and that weakness amuses me. “Oh Momma, you know I can’t now. It’s been unsheathed.” I say loud and ominous.
She’s already backing away from me, and into the pantry, cowering. “Please…It was only an accident!”
“What’s done is done.” I answer before the blade cuts the air before sliding across her skin.
I swing my sword repeatedly with tempestuous fury, driving my blade deep.
Many moments of wild violence later, I stop to catch my breath.
“The blood is paid.”
Momma is silent.
My Master Blade is well fed
No one to nag me.
I clean the sharp edges and sweep it into the scabbard at my hip. It hums with fulfilled greed.
“Pity about the mess.” I complain to the walls and nobody.
Then crack open an energy drink.
Momma in a rug, rolls nicely down the basement stairs. Thump, thump, thumping the whole way.
I wipe away the sweat on my brow and go to watch some boob-tube.
“Damn… I’m hungry.” Guess I didn’t think that all the way through.
“Momma’s right… I should calm my temper a bit.”
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This is so good! I didn’t see any of that coming. Your dark and twisted mind is sexy 😜
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Never thought I’d get a “sexy” out of this piece. Lol! Thanks Eric! 😊
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What can I say. The way your mind works entices me. I love it! And you’re so welcome Kira!
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I found that story highly amusing. Sometimes a fella needs to sword his mum to death (many of us carry a sword in a sheath at our hip) because she discoloured our limited edition Chewbacca socks. When will mothers ever learn? Bitches! 😂
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For the record, I love my mother and she is safe and alive. Lol
I’m glad you liked it. It was a little silly high drama. I like a slashing murder every now and again to get it out of my system. 😈😁
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I’m somewhat relieved you don’t plan to get sword happy with your mother!
It’d probably do my karma some good to get slashy in some fiction soon. I’ll have to brainstorm…
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Slashy is delightfully fun! It frees all that built up stress. Probably why I’m always slitting bad people’s (sometimes zombies) throats in dreams.
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I think dream slashing is entirely necessary to satisfy the craving and save you from doing it in real life.
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Totally! I actually just had a dream I was stuck in Stephen King “The Mist” situation and had to beat a man with a crowbar. To be fair, he was part of the mob and a white haired young man had turned traitor and arranged to have this guys mob kill my friend and I. So totally warranted crowbar assault. 😁
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I would say crowbar assault was necessary on this occasion. I dreamed I was playing a VR racing game with my little one last night. It was fun, but pretty hard.
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It’s funny you would make it hard on yourself. Maybe looking for a new challenge…😏
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It’s perhaps the way my mind works in that I always doubt my ability to do anything. Gotta love a lack of self confidence!
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It seems you do many things rather well… so no doubt!
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A jack of many trades; a master of none! Haha.
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